operdermist:

hatebat:

kxsxy:

sizvideos:

Video

OH MY GOD NO

*punches the wall*

immediate and sudden sobbjng why woukd you do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rainbowbarnacle:

vastderp:

flarpingofficial:

It’s new, it’s blue - it’s Flarping.com!

Are you a roleplayer? Do you like roleplaying with people? If you’re interested in any kind of online Homestuck-based RPing, this is the place for you.

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Overdramatic sales pitch…

[friends don't invite you to something]
cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then
Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

(Source: speedshare)

quiixotical:

ヽ(°◇° )ノ Five Days at Freddy’s ヽ( °◇°)ノ 

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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beanspurrout:

==>make her pay.

(Source: judithan)

white male: aw showering without me :'(
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